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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

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This is one instance when two heads are
not better than one.

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However, I don't believe people realize
what a happy lot we criminals have.

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What could be better than to be wanted?

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It gives one the inner security of
knowing he has a place in society, that

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is popular and sought after.

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No wonder criminals vie with each other
to be among the top ten.

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Tonight's story is called Outlaw in
Town, and most of it takes place in the

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Chance Saloon.

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It should follow immediately, but I have
promised my sponsor first chance.

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Well, boys, how do you like the weather?

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Outside, it's snowing and blowing.

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Thousands of our cattle are freezing
stone cold dead.

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And in the face of that, this red
crested bobbling has the gall to walk in

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and ask us how we like the weather.

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How would you like a good solid smack on
the bugle?

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I don't think I care for it, thank you.

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Shot of 40 rod, if you please,
bartender.

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Out here we call our poison red -eye.

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The only ones which call it 40 -rot are
Texans and other foreigners of that ilk.

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Where you from, mister?

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Oh, I just rode in over the North Trail.

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Which, if you did, you just performed a
feat unparalleled in the history of

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Buffalo Bend.

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How so?

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To the north of here lies Buffalo
Mountain. Not even a big horned sheep

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come down the sheer face of that cliff,
especially in a blizzard.

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Does it make any special difference just
how I got to your miserable little

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metropolis? No, it don't.

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But I found out that when a man lies
about where he come from, he usually had

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leave there in a hurry. I don't care
where you're from or what you've done. I

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just don't like liars.

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I see.

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Well, now, this calls for some sort of
physical action. Oh, don't fight, boys.

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You ever hear of an old Indian proverb?

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Yeah. Well, you're going to hear it
again, Doc, from an authentic old

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Never fight over anything that you can't
eat, make love to, or put in your

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pocket. Now, you stay out of this many,
Red Wing.

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This here Jasper has just insulted my
civic pride.

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And I want to kill him just a little
bit.

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Well, that's what you were fumbling for,
mister?

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Which, the son of a gun, steals my sixth
gun before I can bat an eye.

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That's a trick in gunfight I never
encountered before, mister.

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Where'd you pick up the knack of
handling other people's personal

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Oh, it's nothing, really.

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I hereby proclaim that this here
stranger just performed a feat

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the history of Buffalo Bend.

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He came down to face a buffalo mountain
in a blizzard.

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My name's Bart McCormick, son. What do
they call you?

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Some people call me Tony.

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Tell me what?

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Where I come from, little man, it's
considered bad manners to ask a stranger

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last name.

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Unless he volunteers the information.

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Do you really want to know, little man?

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Not specially.

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But I... I've seen your mug somewheres,
mister.

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That's Shasta Cooney.

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But don't waste your time on her, Doug.

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She may be prettier than me, but I have
a warm, generous heart.

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Name's Tony.

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Can I do something for you?

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I was wondering if you'd care to buy a
lady a drink.

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Oh, I sure enough would.

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What is she?

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I was referring to myself.

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Are you really a sure enough lady?

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How would you know?

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But you never even met one before in
your whole life.

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Not even at home.

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If you're one, oh, I sure enough have.

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I've been bumping into ladies in bars
and such all over the West.

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But in my simple ignorance, I didn't
recognize them.

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I always thought a lady was somebody who
wouldn't be caught dead edging drinks

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in a place like this.

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I'll have you know that I do not deal
in, sell, trade, or give away anything

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that cannot be poured out of a bottle.

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Anyway, out here a lady's got to earn a
living somehow.

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Especially a widow lady.

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My husband was killed in Texas by a
bandit more than a year ago.

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I was dealt that hand before.

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Only this girl said her husband had been
killed by a sheriff.

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She had eyes like you, and hair like
you, and she talked like you.

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And, being young and unsophisticated, I
believed her.

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So?

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So one day I found myself minus my
money, my silver spurs, and my belt

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I had to walk out of town.

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She also stole my horse.

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Seeing as how I never accept anything
from a gentleman, I cannot fit in my

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suitcase. I am not interested in your
horse, mister.

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Just your silver spurs and your belt
buckle and whatever else you got in your

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poke.

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Now that the card's on the table.

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Would you care to try your luck?

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Well, I'd like to buy you a drink at
that, Shasta.

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Unfortunately, I just spent my last
dollar at the bar. I'm broke.

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Well, there's still room in my suitcase
for your silver spurs and your belt

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buckle. I happen to value my silver
spurs and belt buckle even more than I

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the pleasure of your continued company,
Shasta.

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How would you like to play out that?

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Any red wing, this poor man's... broke
and he's thirsty.

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Give him a small beer and put it on my
tab.

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Oh, and Minnie, he's probably hungry
too.

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Throw in one pretzel.

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Tightwad.

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In his case, beggars can't be choosers.

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Drink up, mister.

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right for being so tight.

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But your credit's good with me, Duck.

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You can have anything you ask for. You
name it, and if I haven't got it, I'll

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out and get it.

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No, thanks, Minnie. I'm not thirsty.

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You're a man after my own heart, Tony.

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If you should wish another drink, even
for the purpose of pouring it down

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Cooney's neck, it's on me.

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Now, I don't accept drinks I can't pay
back, but I would like to play some

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poker. Well, what are you going to use
for money, Duck?

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This.

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If this is a stick -up, I won't resist.

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You can have anything on the premises,
and that includes me.

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I'll go peaceful.

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It isn't a stick -up, Minnie. I'm just
going to put up my six -gun for the sake

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of the game.

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I'll call with my six -gun, and I'll
raise my belt, holster, and cartridges.

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That's all for me.

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I'll see you.

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What have you got?

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Three aces.

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Four treasures.

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But now that he ain't armed, I'll
explain to you why he's so bashful about

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telling where he come from.

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He's from Texas, and his name's Tony
Lorca, alias the Whistling Kid.

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And if you don't believe me, take a look
at this here poster that I found in the

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post office.

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Boy, that sure enough is a picture of
you, Tony.

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It describes you, too. Down to your
silver spurs, a fancy buckle.

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Haven't you got a whistle when you're in
the mood to kill?

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Wanted dead or alive for mail robbery,
stagecoach holdups, bank robbery,

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desertion, treason.

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Arson, mayhem, manslaughter, and
kidnapping.

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Not to mention cattle rustling, horse
stealing, and the theft of 100 mules

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the U .S. Cavalry.

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Oh, my goodness, son. Seems to me the
only crime you ain't got around to

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committing is hurting sheep.

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I deny everything.

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What's he accused of?

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Everything.

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This here's the whistling kid.

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Which is real, Monica. It's Tony Lorca.

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Tony Lorca? You're the man the Texas
Sheriff wrote me about.

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You killed my husband.

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If I did, you have my commiserations,
but not my apologies.

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The only men I've ever killed were those
who were trying to turn me in for the

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reward money.

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Don't look at me.

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What? I wouldn't think of taking you to
the U .S. Marshal at Center City.

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Like it says to do in that there poster.

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Even if the reward money is $5 ,000.

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$5 ,000?

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Well, what are you waiting for? Boy, he
is an arm. Somebody take him into

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custody. Which, if anybody tries it,
he's liable to get his teeth shot out

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his own gun.

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Besides, I don't need $5 ,000 that much.

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Well, I do.

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Anyway, reward money's rightfully mine.
Now, how do you figure that?

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I found that poster, didn't I?

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It was my husband he killed, wasn't it?

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The Whistling Kid ought to be community
property for all of us to participate

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in. Share and share alike.

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Now, that's socialism.

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I think that the reward money should go
to the man who earns it.

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I don't want to butt in, but would
anyone be interested in my... You stay

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this. Now, somebody grab him before he
tries to get away.

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He won't get very far. I just came in
from the south, and the only pass out of

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town is closed.

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Hmm. Well, looks like you'll be with us
for some time, son.

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Meanwhile, I freely offer to finance
your creature comforts and whatever

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the town affords.

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I never accept money I don't earn or
steal.

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I don't think you cost me much, son.

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One of these horned toads is a cinch to
shoot you in the back for the reward

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before you can run up much of a bill.

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Now that's a consolation.

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Here I am, worth $5 ,000, and I haven't
got the price of a pint of beer or a

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plate of beans.

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I am a certified check I can't cash.

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I'll cash you.

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At a discount, of course.

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Why, whatever do you mean, Shasta?

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If I advance you the money for grub and
booze, will you let me turn you into the

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marshal in Center City when the road's
clear?

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That's the most immoral proposition I
ever heard of.

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You're asking me to sell my own life.

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It's better than giving it away.

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Like Bart says, somebody like to shoot
you in the back.

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This way you get to spend some of your
own reward money on yourself.

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Hmm.

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That would be a joke on the government,
wouldn't it?

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What's your offer, Shasta?

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Well, seeing as how you killed the only
husband I ever had, I'll be generous.

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Fifty dollars.

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I'd rather be shot in the back.

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All right.

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I hereby agree to Shasta Cooney's deal,
but not her terms.

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Now, here I stand before you, gentlemen.
Look at me.

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Worth $5 ,000.

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All I ask is a mere pittance to see me
through my last few days on earth.

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Come on, what am I being?

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Huh?

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I'll make it $60.

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I have $60, the way you're 70.

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Personally, I haven't got 60 cents in
cash, but I do own 600 marinos.

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I'll bid 65 sheep.

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Now, you say I kill your husband,
Shasta. Are you going to let someone

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the honor of turning me over to the
hangman?

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$200.

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Anytime I pay 600 sheep for a man, I
want him alive, awake, and available.

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All right, the last bid was 500. Do I
hear 600?

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600.

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700.

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800. Oh, that little lady really wants
to see me hang.

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What's it worth to you, Zach?

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$900.

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Shasta?

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$800 is all I have in cash.

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I refuse to dip into my suitcase.

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Sold for $900.

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I'm so sorry, Shasta.

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But I'll make it up to you.

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I'll see that you get an invitation to
the hanging.

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I wouldn't miss that for anything in the
world.

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Horrible waste.

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What's wasteful about it? Business being
what it is, those girls haven't had a

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full meal in weeks.

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Spending money that's rightfully mine.

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I don't know how you figure that.

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And what do you expect him to do with
the money? Save it for his old age?

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Don't forget there's a rope waiting for
him, Shasta.

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That's a consolation.

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It don't console me none.

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He's too pretty a pale taste to die with
his tongue sticking out.

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George, I'd like to ask you about this.
Jack, you better rot hurt on him.

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The government isn't going to pay you
any reward money if he eats himself to

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death.

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I rightly don't care what happens to
Tony now. I sold him.

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You sold him?

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Well, that is, I sold my rights of the
reward money to Bud Conyers for $1 ,000

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worth of hay.

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Anything illegal about that, Judge?

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Well, I, being a mere justice of the
peace, I'm not sure, but I am sure that

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hope you haven't set a precedent.

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Excuse me.

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Don't think I'm neglecting you, Shasta.

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Here.

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Champagne. It's a genuine French
article.

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Don't you think that you can buy my
friendship with anything that's been

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out of a grape?

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Still kisses her like that. I wonder
what he'd do if they were friends.

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It should happen to me.

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Put that on my tab.

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Hey!

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Hey, somebody bring a hooker and red
-eye.

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Shasta's done faded.

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Why, that big brute crushed the wind out
of her. Here, this water ought to do

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it.

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Keep her up. Maybe she'll drown.

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A new all -time high.

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Tony Larkin's stock sure enough is
soaring. Well, who owns Tony Larkin now?

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Younger. Now, that pass has been open
for a whole day.

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Why don't Bill just take them over to
Center City and cash them in?

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Well, that's a long trip.

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Besides, Bill's hoping to turn Tony over
for a quick profit. Well, now, who'd be

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silly enough to pay more than $3 ,750
for Tony under the circumstances?

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What's silly about it?

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Who are you?

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I'm Trig Owens. This is Pac Muntz. We
represent a syndicate out of the town of

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'Leary's Laps.

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We just paid $4 ,500 for Tony Lorca. In
case anybody's interested, the new price

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is $7 ,000.

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Why, that's $2 ,000 over par. The
government only offers $5 ,000.

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Well, if the government wants any part
of the Whistlin' Kid, they'll have to

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our price.

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After all, we got a corner on the
market, ain't we?

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Yes, but can you deliver the goods?

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How do you know that Tony hasn't
arranged with a gang of his to hold you

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snatch him away from you on the way to
Center City?

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I'll bet you anything that's just what
Tony's got up his sleeve.

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You don't think he's gonna let himself
get hung without putting up a fight, do

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you? Well, I'll be.

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It looks like we've been horn -swoggled
and hoodwinked.

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Let's go gather up the boys and shoot up
this mangy town, Frigg.

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This mangy town's full of suckers, Pack.

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And they'll go for any deal they can get
on cheap.

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Come on, we're going after the small
investors.

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Tony Loco.

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Get in.

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This is kidnapping.

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You know that, don't you?

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Shut up.

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I just won you in a raffle.

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Suppose you're taking me to the United
States Marshal of Center City.

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00:20:31,900 --> 00:20:32,950
Why should I?

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You want to see me hang for killing your
husband, of course.

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I forgot to tell you.

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Before you killed him, he deserted me
and ran off with a female pharaoh dealer

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from Gila Bend.

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I wouldn't want to see you hang just for
killing him.

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You forget I'm worth $5 ,000 at the end
of the road.

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The border isn't far off.

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The other day you kissed me.

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I know you did it just to spite, but...

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It shook me to my very foundation.

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I suddenly felt a crazy, overwhelming
impulse to give you the entire contents

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my suitcase.

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How'd it make you feel?

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Come to think of it, there does seem to
be some kind of haunting memory attached

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to the episode.

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Maybe I'd better refresh my memory.

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This here's Tony Lorca, Marshal.

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00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:44,450
Now, he was here until last night when
he just disappeared.

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00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:46,560
That's Tony Lorca, all right.

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00:21:46,561 --> 00:21:49,879
But wherever he is, he must be in a
remarkable state of decomposition,

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considering the fact he's been dead more
than a year.

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Dead? Mm -hmm.

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Then who?

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Oh, that other man.

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00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,830
That was Tony's brother, Pepe. He looks
like Tony.

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00:22:01,420 --> 00:22:04,700
But Pepe's not a man of crime or
violence. He's more of a con man.

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00:22:05,340 --> 00:22:08,140
Oh, I knew he was some kind of crook.

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00:22:09,230 --> 00:22:10,430
You going to arrest him?

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00:22:10,490 --> 00:22:11,540
No.

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00:22:11,541 --> 00:22:15,309
Pepe's been making his living going
around and hanging up his brother's

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posters in post offices.

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00:22:17,710 --> 00:22:19,650
Then he waits for human greed to set in.

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00:22:20,350 --> 00:22:23,000
As far as I know, there's nothing
illegal about that.

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00:22:23,890 --> 00:22:26,010
Well, he roped Zack Martin out of $900.

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00:22:26,790 --> 00:22:27,840
Ain't that illegal?

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00:22:28,170 --> 00:22:30,760
Zack got his money back and made a
profit on the deal.

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00:22:30,761 --> 00:22:34,529
Yeah, so did all the others, including
that syndicate from O 'Leary's Labs,

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where they more than come out even on
the raffle.

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00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,520
Well, somebody must have lost.

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00:22:41,540 --> 00:22:42,880
Sure, that's it.

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00:22:43,620 --> 00:22:47,579
What did Shasta Cooney get for her
money? Shasta Cooney only invested in

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price of a lottery ticket.

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And Shasta got Pepe Lorca.

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I had your room all ready for you.

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00:23:05,060 --> 00:23:06,960
Well, I see he's got her suitcase.

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00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:09,750
He sure enough has.

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00:23:23,950 --> 00:23:26,350
Now, don't tell me that ain't illegal.

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I married him last night.

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Thus ends the saga of the whistling kid.

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I'm afraid he no longer does much
whistling, but he's no kid anymore

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shall return after we hear about a
product which my sponsor feels is the

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wanted.

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00:24:02,470 --> 00:24:08,730
I have just been reading some of the
shocking things they have written about

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Age, weight.

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00:24:11,580 --> 00:24:13,620
I assure you I'm not guilty.

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00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:18,680
Why don't you tune in next week and see
if I beat this rap.

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Until then, good night.

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